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France Axis Powers Hetalia; Equius hasn't yet grasped the concept of countries, mostly because this guy is one of the only ones he's met, and he has no desire to learn more about anyone associated with France. He kept dissing the troll race for 'cannibalism', whatever that is, and was basically such a passive-aggressive douchenozzle that even Equius can identify him as such.

Aradia Megido Homestuck (OU); He couldn't immediately tell at first because hello god tier, but this is a rustblood Aradia Megido, and that is not acceptable. Aradia's very existence is puzzling and deeply disturbing to Equius, and so he's rather confused about her; obviously she's a rustblooded troll, which puts her lower than the grime on the floor of the breeding caverns, but she's also a god tier and, well, Aradia Megido. All the conflicting feels.

David Lalonde Homestuck (AU 1); He talked to David once or twice, and he's always come off as a bit quirky, even by human standards. Often his ~biting sarcasm~ has left Equius legitimately insecure. But it seems in person that he's a bit less obnoxious, and maybe even nice company. Besides, he likes the cookies.

England Axis Powers Hetalia; The other country Equius has met, and one of his roommates. This one is actually sane and tolerable. The two of them get on considerably well; even though England is the worst cook in paradox space and Equius knows this, he does have a lot of tea, and tea is a spectacular human invention that is worthy of the gods -- and therefore, the trolls. He holds a degree of respect for England solely for his incredible good taste and forethought in making something that is both A. delicious and B. original to the humans, as in not previously invented by the trolls.

The Grand Highblood Homestuck (AU 6); An adult indigo-blood troll, and another of Equius' roomates. Basically, the Highblood scares him shitless. He spends most of his time devising ways to avoid the Highblood whenever he can, and the fact that they sleep in the same room does nothing to lull him into security.

Eridan Ampora Homestuck (AU 1); Eridan Ampora. Well... to be honest, Equius isn't sure what to make of Eridan, either. The more that the two of them talk (because they certainly rarely did when the game rolled around), the more he discovers that this jadeblood is completely baffling, in every possible way. For one, he's actually nice to him? LOLwut. And he has those NICKNAMES, ARGH. No, his name is Equius, not Eq or Ekky or whatever (though he says that so much it may as well be his name), just... just no. The hemospectrum does not work that way, Eridan!!!!!

kanaya maryam Homestuck (AU 1(; Kanaya Maryam is a mutant; by definition, she is the greatest atrocity that trollkind has ever produced, a creature whose blood falls so out of the spectrum that it can be likened only to the bright shades of candy. By definition, Equius should hate her guts. And he does hate her guts to some extent. But his idea of showing 'blood superiority' is basically sacrificing himself for her comfort, and no matter how grudgingly, he... might be willing to set aside her terrible crippling mutation, if it's mutually beneficial and is against a total lunatic HI FEFERI.

Nepeta Leijon Homestuck (AU 6); Equius is still completely baffled as to how he could have ever fallen in with Nepeta as her moirail. Not just because of the fact that she was the Empress-to-be and he's not even a greenblood, but because she's just... so much better than him. She's so much stronger emotionally and physically. She can run and kill and basically can hold her own as a troll in society, and she's always so happy all the time and she doesn't afraid of anything. He marvels in her presence, really. God. --But recently... she hasn't been around. What's up with that...?

Gamzee Makara Homestuck; Previously a greenblood, Gamzee is now apparently of the indigo caste. He seems even less capable of coherent thought than the other Gamzee, but now that he's so high up, there's no possible way Equius could bring that up. Even thinking about it is done briefly and in secret, when no one is looking. To make matters worse, Gamzee went soporless in the Labyrinth and turned on Equius, Kanaya, and Karkat. Kanaya and Karkat died by his hand, but of course, Equius was able to escape. Gamzee now holds a position right next to the Grand Highblood on the List of People To Avoid at All Costs.

feferi peixes Homestuck (AU 1); AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Pipit Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword; Pipit is a tall, probably older maybe-human thing. Well, he looks like a human, but he has pointy ears and a very odd yellow outfit which is too bright for any reasonable troll. He's also a good cook, which earns him several points in Equius' book. He seems like a nice, sensible person -- words that Equius wouldn't immediately associate positively, but hey, they haven't really talked much. Basically a therapist in a box. How long until the inevitable feelings jam...?

Karkat Vantas Homestuck (AU 1); Karkat Vantas is a cerulean-blood in Equius' world, and fortunately he hasn't seen the other one, or he would most certainly flip his shit. But for now, he is suitably complying to all of Karkat's strongly worded requests, and nothing is beautiful and everything hurts.

Sollux Captor Homestuck; The other yellowblood in the tower, Sollux seems to have some beef with Equius that he... doesn't really understand. It might have something to do with the little fact that he seems to think Bluekat is a douchebag, and Equius won't hear any of it. Also he seems to be accusing him of being a pervert? Not... not sure where that's from.

Terezi Pyrope Homestuck; A tealblooded Terezi who Equius first heard about from Sollux, maybe his moirail? Whatever. She seems like a lot less of a psychopath than his Terezi, but then again, he hasn't spoken to her in person or for any length of time, so we may never know.

Rose Strider homestuck (au); A harsh human girl who was once the roommate of Nepeta, his Nepeta, before she disappeared. She was the one to break the news that his moirail's possessions and indications of existence were gone from the tower. She delivered him sound advice, even if she was wrapped in bitterness and he wasn't quite ready to hear it. This tradition continued throughout several more encounters, and Rose has begrudgingly classified him as a 'friend' now; his sentiments are much the same. But it seems she now holds a degree of control over him; she's a human, so she's not below him. But she's clearly more confident than he is, so does that make her above him? Is it even possible for Equius to grasp the concept of 'level ground'? Perhaps his further conversations with Rose will let us find out.

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